Today is a very special day in the family. It is my daughter Shauna’s birthday, Happy birthday Shauna, I am so happy, so proud to have you as a daughter, I love you very much. A gentleman will never disclose a ladies age but I hope you have a great day.
Because it is Shauna’s birthday it is obvioulsy recognized as a special day, so special in fact that it is the day Vi’s grandson Seth decided to enter the world. It is a double bithday. Happy birthday Sethie you are my buddy.
OK, everyone be glad you are not here to have to actually listen to this.
“Happy bithday to you, happy bithday to you, happy birthday dear Shauna and Sethie, happy birthday to you.”
I actually did sing it while I was typing and it was hard on the ears.