Dying Man’s Daily Journal – More assuming


I did a post yesterday on making assumptions. Low and behold a friend sends me an humorous email that illustrates my point. Now I have no idea is this actually happened and don’t really care. The story is funny and it does make my point about not making assumptions. 

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET12659 —
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
 
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  
The man seemed more amused.  
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
 
The case came up in court.
 
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
What he had to say for himself.
 
The man replied,
‘Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus,
I couldn’t help but notice her condition.  
She sat down under a sign that said,
‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.  
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
‘ Logan ‘s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly contain myself.
  But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
And sat under a sign that said,
‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’
… I just lost it.’
 
‘CASE DISMISSED!!’

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3 Responses to Dying Man’s Daily Journal – More assuming

  1. jel says:

    That was a hoot in a 1/2 🙂

    thanks

  2. Mel says:

    <– laughing like a crazy woman!

    Thanks for that, sir! 😀

  3. starlaschat says:

    That was Funny.:+)

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