Dying Man’s Daily Journal – Seeing the doctor

I am giving in and making an appointment to see the doctor again. I am fortunate in that when I call they usually fit me in to see him the same day or the next.

About a month ago I got a mild case of the flu or something. It only lasted a day or two. You know the kind I mean, not feeling at all well, the bone racking chills, diahrea the whole story.

Mostly it cleared up within a couple of days. I say mostly because since then it would be over stating it to say I am feeling sick, instead just not well. Now the diahrea is a different story. It has hung around non stop for the entire time, if anything has gotten worse.  Now to me anyway 4:15am is early or at least too ealy to be getting up. That is what time I was up this morning and this marks day number 7 that I have been up between 4:00 and 5:00am with the frantic need to get to the bathroom, IMMEDIATELY. Over the next 3 or 4 hours this is followed by 4 or 5 more urgent dashes.

Geesh, just sitting here thinking, I never imagined I would be one day telling the world about my pooping habits.

Hey there is one good thing. If anyone were to say to me: “you are full of sh*t (poop)”. I can look them right in the eye and say: “no I am not and I do know that for a fact, so there.”

5 Responses to Dying Man’s Daily Journal – Seeing the doctor

  1. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yup you can definately say that. I hope the doctor can help, my mom used to make up drink uncooked custurd to control the pooping, I never got the logic into the whole thing but I listened because she’s a wise woman… Good Luck Buddy

  2. clary says:

    Hope you feel better soon, it is no fun.

  3. Jo Hart says:

    Ahh that sux, have a laugh at this Billy Connolly piece, even though it’s about a colonoscopy, I think you can relate maybe???

  4. Mel says:

    LOL Jo!! What a great piece!!

    (((((((((((( Bill ))))))))))))))))

    Ya went to the doctor and the doctor said???? :-/

  5. Cat says:

    Yogurt! Yogurt seems to help with that.

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